I know that imitation isn't a form of flattery.  It's a form of stalker. .

I know that if you have to invite yourself to a party--you most likely, weren't invited to begin with.  

I know that there is an "unfriend" and "hide" button on FaceBook for a reason.  (isn't ignorance pure bliss?)

I know that self-esteem and confidence are an acquired trait.  Accepting yourself with flaws, challenges and all.....is an art form.  

I know that it never works when you try to hard to make friends.  If it doesn't happen naturally, it's probably not worth your time. 

I know that I love this freaking blog.  Its the safest and healthiest way for me to decompress....and knowing my big mouth, it's best that I think (or write) before I speak. 

I know that I don't trust anyone who thinks their life is perfect. 

I know that I don't trust anyone who doesn't believe in the power of modern pharmaceuticals!   

I know that there is absolutely nothing in this world more important than the health and safety of my husband, children and me.  

I know that if mama ain't happy, the whole God forsaken world ain't gonna be happy either.  (I hate the word ain't, but I used it....just for the effect). 

I know that there is nothing in this world better than a good book, peace and quiet. 

I know that when a woman says, "I'm a guys' girl", that typically means you're a total bitch and most woman hate you.  (As originally stated by my friend, Melissa)

I know that criticism is just insecurity in disguise and yes, I'm as guilty of that as anyone.

I know that my first impressions are dead on and I'm never wrong about them.

I know that as soon as you forget what an asshole someone is, they remind you. 

I know that my motto was, is and will always be, "fuck 'em if they can't take a joke".

I know that I am really good friend.  Some people are good at painting or sports.  I'm good at being a friend.  It's kinda my thing.  I'm reliable, thoughtful, always supportive and genuinely happy when life is good to them.

I know that I also have lots of other bad qualities that I won't bother going into.  I suck at letting things roll off my back.  I'm intense.  I'm negative.  I'm not always as kind as I should be.   But, let's not delve into that....

I know that you're so vain. You probably think this blog is about you.  Ha Ha.  Just kidding.