Some friends and I went to Saugatuck, MI last weekend.  Had a blast, nothing new.  Drank ourselves silly.  Insulted random people.  Verbally abused the proprietor of our hotel.  Rode on a mechanical horse, backwards (reverse cowgirl) You know, the usual. 

Another gem occured when we walked into our old watering hole, 'Phil's'.  At the door stood a man wearing blue, latex gloves.  I'm not sure why I assumed he was a bouncer.   So, I excitedly say to him, "Ooooh, are we getting body cavity searches"???    He answers (very rudely, I might add), "Um, NO--we have a lady down on the ground".    Oh right.  The latex gloves.  He was a paramedic.  Yeah, that would make more sense than what I'd assumed (bouncer with gloves). 

Whatever.  SORRY!   (sorry you can't take a joke, that is)