Took the kids to the museum.  We went and saw the Bodies Revealed exhibit.  Guess who pointed and giggled at all the penis'? (peni?)   Ben just rolled his eyes and walked away.  Absolutely disgusted with me.

Superman Ice Cream is my all time favorite flavor.

Jason announces that Ben is in charge while he is traveling.

I struggle with 3rd grade math and science.

I prefer Mtv to the CNN. 

Ben's reason skills and judgement are typically more advanced than mine. 

Sometimes I get pissed when the kids beat me at a board game.  Or I'll argue with them about why they're wrong.   Jason will be like, "Really?  Can't you just let the kid have a point?"

My philosophy is that rules were meant to be broken.  Ben feels that rules are instituted for a reason.  See where we might clash?

Whoopie cushions are still hilarious to me.

I love to pull pranks on my kids, but I usually cry when the tables are turned.

I've been known to push little Gabe down when it came to a certain Easter egg hunt. 

During my own childrens' birthday parties, I'll forget that I'm the adult and I'll go hang out with the girls to find out what's hot and what's not.  Then I'll wonder when the hell cake is going to be served.  

I still blow bubbles with my gum.

I'll continue to buy Star Wars band aids long after my kids are grown.

I crank up my ipod even though I know I'll be deaf later.

I cry when I'm tired.

I cry when I'm hungry.

I think prank phone calls are a riot.

I'll often respond to Jason's list of chores with, "ount wanna". 

I laugh when people fall down.

I point out things in public and Ben will usually say, "mom, that's not appropriate".  (gabe usually laughs, though)

and finally....

Candy is my favorite cuisine.

I'm immature.  Whatevs.  Old people are boring.