People who try to make themselves seem more important than they are. 

When I run out of a prescription on a Friday night, knowing full well that no one will return my phone call until roughly Tuesday late afternoon. 

When my kids don't talk for 2 hours, but suddenly feel the need to tell me everything about their lives the second I get on the phone. 

When my kids ask question after question after question after question without stopping to let me answer the first question.

Commercials.

When I have a coupon for something and the cashier is all, "oh. this expired an hour ago". 

The sound of the Kardashians' voices.

When an SNL skit flops.  They could use more good writers.  A-hem. 

When I find the most perfect shirt/skirt/jeans/jacket and it only comes in XXS or XXL.  Grrr.

Losing an earring.  And it's never a boring, cheap earring.  It's ALWAYS a favorite one. 

Paper cuts.

Dry hands.

Dry lips.

When products lie.  Seriously---is there a stain booster ANYWHERE in the history of the world that will take a stain out of kids' clothes? The f***ing tire swings at school have ruined my kids clothes!

When it goes down to one lane and the person next to you won't let you in, despite your turn signal and your polite waving.

When the President makes a speech...or whatever.  It's always during Primetime.  Why can't he talk during the day when I don't watch tv?

When I see people sleeping at the gym.  What's up with that?  Couldn't you just take a nap at home for free?   I'm dead serious.  On many occasions, I've seen people either reading magazines on a stationery bike (not even pedaling) and/or sitting on a bench sleeping.  WTF?

When I'm told what to do.  I'll immediately not do it. 

When I'm told how to do something.  I'll just lay down and say, "fuck it" at that point.

When people make a bigger deal out of something than it really is.  "OK, settle down, you're engaged.  You didn't win a Pulitzer prize". 

When people like me more than I like them.  It makes me uncomfortable. 

When I like someone more than they like me.  Why don't they like me more?  Maybe because I'm blogging about them.

All of the chaos that surrounds the holidays.  I hate the "have to's"  ugh.  Have to buy a present for Aunt Barb even though she hates us.  Have to buy 29 trinkets for the classroom gift exchange, just for the sake of it.  Have to make sure the kids have an equal number of gifts.  Have to play guessing games because your in laws won't tell you what they want.  Have to make sure Suzy's new boyfriend is added to the gift exchange because otherwise she'll get mad.  Have to find some bullshit random white elephant gift so you don't get in trouble with Grandma.  Grrr... Can't we just celebrate Baby Jesus' birthday without all the hassel?

I hate touching money.  Not to say I hate money.  I just hate touching it.  Why can't we do away with the U.S. dollar and put everything onto a universal credit card. 

I hate when kids have boogery noses.  Can't their parents afford Kleenex?

I hate when people have dirt under their nails.  Heard of a nail brush?

I hate when people block the entire aisle with their grocery cart.

I hate when people talk during movies.  

Getting gas (as in gasoline).  It's so tedious.  And germy.  But I do love the smell of gas....  

I hate so very, very many other things.  But I can't compartmentalize everything into one blog or I'll be left with nothing left to blog about!