#10  If you spend wayyyyy to much time on my FB page. If I find you commenting on my every post and/or referencing my pictures, it creeps me out.  Buh Bye now.

#9 If you post every day.  Well--I should say, if you post STUPID stuff every day.  I don't mind the witty or whimsical anecdotes.  I don't even mind the occasion snarky post.  It's the hourly, "just folding laundry!" or "We all have the flu!!!" kind of posts.  Annoying!!!  Your kid is puking and yet you found the time to stop and post it?  Buh bye now.

#8 If you use FB as a platform to vent your displaced anger.  It's so obnoxious.  I have this chick that I keep around just because I have to see who she's mad at every week.  "Why can't people just be honest??"  or the angry man "Repost if you're a REAL friend.  If you don't repost, I'll KNOW you're not a REAL friend".  Here's a thought.  Get a psychiatrist and get off Facebook.  (This is where I should say buh bye now, but truth be told, I keep this person around just so I can watch her spiral downward into a schizophrenic tizzy)

#7 If you use FB as a platform to brag about yourself.  It's not the actual bragging that bugs me, it's that you insult my intelligence by thinking that I don't know exactly what you're doing.  "I have the day off and I'm at the gym...aren't I crazy??"  It seems harmless enough, but it was her passive aggressive way of saying, "I work out".   Yeah?  Great.  So does everyone.  We just don't feel the need to brag about it, because it's actually part of our daily repertoire.  Like sleep.   (unless you used to be a fat slob and now you're making an effort to get healthy.  Then, I support you whole heartedly)

#6 Constantly posting  photographs of what you deem "beautiful" or "breathtaking".  Really, all you're doing is trying to take credit for someone else's work.  You post a picture of a sunset or a mountain top and everyone is like, "Thanks for sharing.  This is truly amazing".  Well, shit---he didn't invent mountain tops!  He simply re-posted it!  Buh bye now.

#5 Constantly posting inspirational quotes.  I don't mind these once in a while.  Hell, I need an inspirational quote every now and again.  But every day?  And then to take credit for it?  Buh bye now.

#4 When people feel the need to post every thought that comes into their head.  Buh bye now.

#3 When people use Facebook to bitch about facebook.  They talk in circles about how busy they are and how they find facebook to be a waste of time...yet, they're on .....Facebook. Buh bye now.

#2 When people bully people into buying/selling/doing shit on Facebook.  Farmville, games, surveys, repost this if you really love me, etc.  Buh bye now.

#1 The over usage....or should I say, any usage whatsoever of the acronym LOL.  I will cut someone over the migraine inducing LOL or worse, the lololololol......Nothing bothers me more.   BUH. BYE. NOW.