The Wild & Wonderful Whites
Based on past blogs, you might recall that I have a love for dark documentaries. My friend Jill changed my life when she suggested I watch "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia". (ps. Johnny Knoxville is the executive producer)
It's a documentary about the entire White clan who reside in the mountains of WV. Oh, so many things all rolled into one movie. It's pure, white trash at the utmost level of white trashiness. It features some of my favorite things, swearing, guns and pills. Which everyone knows is the ultimate trifecta of goodness. Some other key points of the movie involve a 7 year old boy flipping off the camera, drinking 6 pepsi's in a row, then doing back flips on his twin bed. There is even a warning for fetal alcohol syndrome posted in the ladies room at their local watering hold. Oh wait...I forgot about the tap dancing. Oooohh...the tap dancing.
Hands down, my favorite scene is when they roll up to Taco Bell (after just finding out that CPS took baby Monica, but seriously, first things first, let's get a chalupa and then we'll deal with CPS). Then, they order "mozzeralla cheese sticks".....at Taco Bell. Waving to their friends in the Taco Bell window. Heyyyy.
While I'm on the subject, does anyone know what 'swaller' means? I'll use it in a sentence. Mamie cain't swaller no God damned pee-ols. (pills).
Run---don't walk....RUN to the nearest movie store to locate this movie. FYI--it's on FX and Showtime, somewhat regularly. In the mean time, google it's main character, Jesco White. You will find pages upon pages of pure internet gold on one, Jesco White. He's a real dandy and I'm now officially stalking him. I've never wanted to meet a celebrity so much in my entire life. I'm not gonna lie----there may or may not be photoshopped pictures of Jesco White and myself sitting on his bed inside his cozy, li'l trailer.
Lastly, I'd just like to say that I reference this film at least every day---it's that profound. Just this morning I said to Jason, "I feel old". And he said, "At least you don't look like Sue Bob White". To which I replied, "...I said I feel old. I didn't say I felt like an Appalacian Yetti". For the record, after you watch [said] film, you'll know that Sue Bob is the self-proclaimed, "sexiest one in the family". You'll appreciate that much more when you see her up close.
Enjoy and you're welcome.
It's a documentary about the entire White clan who reside in the mountains of WV. Oh, so many things all rolled into one movie. It's pure, white trash at the utmost level of white trashiness. It features some of my favorite things, swearing, guns and pills. Which everyone knows is the ultimate trifecta of goodness. Some other key points of the movie involve a 7 year old boy flipping off the camera, drinking 6 pepsi's in a row, then doing back flips on his twin bed. There is even a warning for fetal alcohol syndrome posted in the ladies room at their local watering hold. Oh wait...I forgot about the tap dancing. Oooohh...the tap dancing.
Hands down, my favorite scene is when they roll up to Taco Bell (after just finding out that CPS took baby Monica, but seriously, first things first, let's get a chalupa and then we'll deal with CPS). Then, they order "mozzeralla cheese sticks".....at Taco Bell. Waving to their friends in the Taco Bell window. Heyyyy.
While I'm on the subject, does anyone know what 'swaller' means? I'll use it in a sentence. Mamie cain't swaller no God damned pee-ols. (pills).
Run---don't walk....RUN to the nearest movie store to locate this movie. FYI--it's on FX and Showtime, somewhat regularly. In the mean time, google it's main character, Jesco White. You will find pages upon pages of pure internet gold on one, Jesco White. He's a real dandy and I'm now officially stalking him. I've never wanted to meet a celebrity so much in my entire life. I'm not gonna lie----there may or may not be photoshopped pictures of Jesco White and myself sitting on his bed inside his cozy, li'l trailer.
Lastly, I'd just like to say that I reference this film at least every day---it's that profound. Just this morning I said to Jason, "I feel old". And he said, "At least you don't look like Sue Bob White". To which I replied, "...I said I feel old. I didn't say I felt like an Appalacian Yetti". For the record, after you watch [said] film, you'll know that Sue Bob is the self-proclaimed, "sexiest one in the family". You'll appreciate that much more when you see her up close.
Enjoy and you're welcome.
Posted by Leslie Dishes - Mom Humor at 1/16/2012 4:43 PM 
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funniest documentary EVER!! I came across it months ago on netflix and kept putting off watching it til a few weeks ago!! omg just wow omg. what material for a comedian. my favorite part is that taco bell scene as well. But what struck me as HAfreakinlarious was when they got their friends attention inside the restaurant and started YELLING about CPS taking the kid!!!"She's cryin. Her." Who does that??? lmao too funny
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